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The truth about Buderus and his ‘injury’…

The Postman May 11, 2012 No Comments

The Postman has the real scoop on Danny Buderus and his ‘injury’…

As the story goes – Newcastle hooker and all around good guy (The Postman has a lot of time for) Mr Danny Buderus – had to withdraw from the Country Origin camp due to a dodgy Achilles back in April.

While no one had heard a peep about this injury until a few days after Danny played the Dragons – which was a few days before he was named for the Country team by a rather bemused Laurie Daley – when we did find out Danny wouldn’t be turning up the Country physical it turned out he had been in Adelaide for the best part of two days already.

Now we know the truth behind why Buderus was in Adelaide.

He’s now the face of South Australian Tourism.

How else do you explain his recent ‘injury relapse’ in Round 8 against the Panthers and then suddenly, The Postman gets his bi-monthly ‘Adelaide is cool, no really’ tourism newsletter in the mail, and BANG – There’s Buderus spruiking the Rundle Street Mall’s Balls.

Don’t try and sell us a story about how injury is keeping you out of Origin Mr Buderus – we know the truth – you’re going on an international tour to tell the world about Adelaide’s many few attractions that don’t include the Adelaide Oval.

Lies my friend, will get you nowhere.

PS > Read the name of the Jeweller’s next to the giant balls and try not to lose it…

The Postman’s Mail: No doubt regular DreamTeamers would have seen our glorious mockup of Paul Gallen as the Hulk on Monday no?

Well the cretins at Rugby League Week have stolen our idea and will run with Hulk = Gallen in this week’s magazine… while flattery is the best form of (I forget the saying) all we’re asking for is just a scrotum’s worth of recognition RLW… just a Danny Buderus sightseeing tour highlight’s worth.

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